So here's the thing...
I've realized that I don't like announced surprises. That might seem like oxymoron, but you know, someone says "I've got a little surprise for you", or they take some action that gives away the fact that a surprise is inbound.
The ones that aren't announced, in any way, so say, a birthday-gift is an announced surprise, are pretty much no fun for me, and I'll tell you why:
I have a pretty creative, plotting, sick and twisted mind. Meaning that whatever you have in store, I most likely have cooked up something in my head during the time between the announcement and the actual surprise that's better, in my world, than w